The Vikings have two new cheerleaders and they’re exactly what you’d expect from a team that wears purple
Well, Minnesota, it looks like you can finally change your name to the Viqueens.
I regret to inform you that this is real.
The Vikings didn’t have any boys on the cheer squad last year, but fast-forward to 2025 and they’re going full-on Viqueens, adding Blaize and Louie to the team.
Which leaves them only one more pretend-roster-spot-that-I-just-made-up to fill.
Your move, Vikings!
Not the first time we’ve seen male cheerleaders, obviously. Though I’ve not seen them dance with the girls like that.
Oh, I forgot about this bro:
NFL’s first transgender cheerleader compares career to being a doctor, boasts “I’m setting things up for the younger generation”
Being a transgender cheerleader is right up there with some of the top transgender careers in the world, kids. So get out there and get yourself sterilized, and maybe someday you could be a trans cheerleader, or even a trans doctor, or, if your hormones are generic, you could settle for transgender nurse.
